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The Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader

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Rivers Cuomo was about 10 feet in front of me. He sported knee-length socks, basketball shorts, a trucker hat, an army jacket, and a moustache the size of Kuwait. I almost gave him five bucks.
– Shit Yeah, Weezer

This is a DIY collection of my favorite original writing, from this blog and from other less formidable places.

They each saw the light of day, busting someone’s balls for a short time before being buried forever in obscurity. They’re brought together here for you to download to your smartphone, keep as a PDF, or print out into the real world.

At almost 50 pages, the Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader is a highlight reel in witty music commentary from a writer who has inspired both copycat and revenge posts. Its only drawback is the lack of a comment section where you can vent your own reprisals.

There is, however, email.

Here you will learn:

  • Brian Wilson’s play-by-play script for bagging chicks
  • The revealing truth about Hanson’s MMMBop
  • What it’s like to almost meet Billy Corgan
  • Why you, or maybe your neighbors, loathe Radiohead
  • Other musical truths you might not have realized…

To download, just click the blue button below. Enjoy!

Oh yeah, and you'll want to download my book.

Written by Peter Kimmich

June 3rd, 2013 at 11:27 pm

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